Tila Tequila may have failed to find romance after two seasons of 'A Shot at Love'. But things seemed to have turned out for the best for her. The bisexual MySpace star announced on Wednesday that she got engaged to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson.
The 27 year old star said in a USTREAM Video this morning, "This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow. But because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first . . . My girlfriend has asked me to marry her!"
Tequila (real last name: Nguyen) then displayed the giant ring on her finger. It is a 17 carat diamond engagement ring.
Tequila said, "My baby takes care of me. Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar!" She screamed, "Casey Johnson and Miss Tila Tequila are officially engaged. Woo!" Reportedly, the happy couple kissed each other down the red carpet Tuesday night at the 10th- anniversary party for Famous Stars and Straps, drummer Travis Barker’s clothing line.
"It’s not fake," Tila reassured us, "because my baby’s … a bajill-jazillionaire — is that a word?"
After Casey called her "Tila Johnson," the glamor model lazily pondered for her future name: "Tila Johnson? Ms. Tequila Johnson? Ms. Johnson Tequila?"
Tila said, "My wife is a power, power, power lesbian — don’t mess with her". Casey chimed in, "If you mess with her you’re messing with me, and that’s a problem".
Tila concluded as saying, "Love you guys, now it’s time for our honeymoon sex".
But after such an annoucement some questions are still arising. Ts Tila putting us on, or did Casey genuinely put a ring on it? Is the stream of tweets from @officialTila to be believed?
Is it still true love if you sign off on your engagement video with a pitch for the website where you can see the bride and her fiancee having the sex?
The entire thing is very messy. Isn't it?
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